Hi! Greetings from Fresno, California! We kids out here have nothing to do because the adults out here are dumb. Whatever you do don't come out here. It's boring. All there is to do is watch movies and go to the mall, but those all cost money. Don't bother coming here on vacation because it's hot. And there's nothing to see. Instead, may I recommend a wonderful place called Los Angeles? Yeah, that little city might be worth your time. If you happen to pass through Fresno on your way through feel free to throw all of your litter out of the car at that time. There's no fine for littering so Mom and Dad won't care. Go ahead, that's what Fresno' s for. So, now you can tell all your friends about the 'No, Fresno!!