Cat Tales- First Edition
"Hi, again. Cats!
I love cats, but they are a little dangerous. That's why I
don't own one. If they weren't so dangerous, I'd own one. Since I love cats,
I love my name. . .can you guess it? "
- CAT-herine!
"Hi, again. Cats!
I love cats, but they are a little dangerous. That's why I
don't own one. If they weren't so dangerous, I'd own one. Since I love cats,
I love my name. . .can you guess it? "
- CAT-herine!
I used to have a cat, her name was Minnie.
You would not want to pet her because she only would let me, my mom,
my dad, and my brother pet her. If you tried to pet her she would
scratch you or bite you. She died 2 years ago.I really miss her ):
Sara J.C.
My two cats are getting old on me, they are 16 years old
and were both stray guys way back when we were first
introduced. Uncle Fester was my first kittyboy, and it was
love at first sight. A friend of mine was crabbing about a
kitten by her house that was bugging her, so I went to look
at it,and fell in love with the little sweetie.( I think this was
a total set up as my cat had passed away 2 weeks before this.)
any way I took him home and will never give him up.
Moon Pie is a bit of a crusty old cat. Dosn't like
to do much more than eat. He came along about a year
after Fester, and followed me home from work. He did not
have a good life before we met, but he chose to live with
me and Fester, despite the three large dog things he hated.
He has a bebe lodged in his leg, but the vet said if it did not bother him to leave it be.
I guess he will have it for life
as he is 16 and never been bothered by it. My kittyboy's
and I have been through a lot over the years, 5 moves,15
dogs,(I currently have 5) and many drooling babies.
Still they seem to love me any way, I only hope they out live my
last cat, Stripie Kitty, God rest her soul, she was 21 when
she had to be put to rest due to cancer.
"Lovely is my cat's name.
She got that name from my sister and I. She
scratches me alot because I bother her. One thing I don't like about her is
that she "MEOWS" when I don't want her to, because when she "meows" that
means she either wants someone to play with her or wants food. She's nice if
you don't bother her. I know there are lots of different kinds of fur on
cats. This is what my cat's fur looks like: grayest. She's nice."
- anonymous
"Well, I have 2 cats, one is black with a little white on
his neck, his name is Midnight. the other one is fat, heavy,
yellowy, and his name is Milo, they are both males. Milo is the
one I'm going to talk about. Sometimes, you can see a
yellow streak going around the yard, that is Milo chasing
Midnight. Milo always gets done with his canned catfood
first, so he goes over to Midnight's food and starts eating
while Midnight is trying to finish his without being
bothered! Milo also always tries to look cute when sleeping,
or cuddling up! He just thinks he's so fine! but he really
nice, I admit!" - anonymous
"One day my cat and I were just sitting in the
kitchen when all of the sudden she started to jump like
crazy. My sister walked in and almost had a heart attack!
Then my sister and I were hysterical laughing! We were
going to video tape it but she stopped.
- Dance87339
"Every since we got my dog, Maddie, my cat hides under the
bed. My cat is a Calico who goes by the name Maui. She and my
dog play staring games!" - Rachel
"I have a cat named Mirthufy. She plays with me. the end."
"
My cat's name is Phoebe. She got her name from the T.V. show "Friends". My cat is funny.
Sometimes she chases her tail. I THINK SHE IS SPECIAL."
"My cat is sweet and soft and furry. Her name is Ashley. When she climbs on my lap
I feel tinklish. Everyday I always play with her." - Diana
" My cat's name is Bozy. He's a boy. He is wierd because when he has to go
to the bathroom he does not go outside he goes on the toilet like me and you.
The one thing left to teach him is that he needs to flush.
I guess you could call the bathroom his home because he sleeps in the
sink too.
I just wanted to tell you that and that you should keep on writing, your
magazine is awesome!" - RAgri
"I have 2 cats. Their names are Nikki & Misha.
Nikki is a grey American Short Hair that is sociable only
at some times. Misha is a grey Persian that is sociable at
all times. They are both very sweet kitties and we got them both when they were born. Nikki is 6 and Misha is 1.
They get along well sometimes but mostly they are always playing or fighting." - Cat Lover
"My kitten's name is Muffin and she is a girl.
She jumped on my sister's kitten (her brother) and knocked it off the couch.
She is the only girl but she beats up her brothers all the time.
She is a strong kitten. And she is pretty. She is gray with black stripes,
she looks like a tiger, but we can't name her that because she is a girl.
Her brother are all black, but they are cute, also, just not as cute as my Muffin.
She always climbs on everything, including her mother and me! She attacks everything too,
she went in and watched my sister get dressed. And when my sister would not pick her up she
jumped on her shirt and climbed up to her neck. It really scared her because she did not know
that Muffin was in her room. So, I think my kitten, my Muffin is the best kitten ever made by God!"
- Craig, age 8
"hi! I love my cat Becky. She is the cutest! When she sleeps
she either lays on her back so her head is upside down and looks like a sheep
or she lays on her tummy and looks real serious.
Sometimes she (at 5 in the morning) wakes up my dad to go to work! EVEN ON WEEKENDS
and he gets really annoyed and feeds her. She's really funny."
- Loveshercat
"I have two cats. They're names are LOVE-ALOT & FIDO. LOVE-ALOT likes to catch bugs and put them
in our shoes. FIDO likes to sleep on the couch arm spread out like a frog."
"I have 2 kittens. One of them is nice. The other one is mean. I love them both.
My dad found them at his work so he brought the mom and her 3 babies home. The mom ran
away and we gave one of the babies to a 4 year old girl. The one that is nice is light gray. The one
that is mean is black." - Sara, age 12
"I have a cat. It is a him. And his name is Daisy. I call him Kiddy Widdy.
He is two years old. I have had him for a year and a half. He is the best cat in the whole wide world.
He does not hiss. I am telling you. He has never hissed in his whole entire life. And he can open the back
door all by himself. And the only thing he has ever done wrong is that sometimes he scratches. "
- Jenessa
"Ok, you may think I'm lyin but my cat Smokey GROWLS and can say "mama",
she acts just like a dog and is tripled pawed!!! She is the cutest thing and
she just had 7 kittens on saturday nite at 12:07!"
- Baby148397
"I have a cat named Whiskers. She's three years old and can get wild sometimes.
Here's my story. In the Christmas of '95 my dad and I were going to give some dog biscuits to this dog
when our cat attacked the bag of them. She did this for a while. Then one day we finally gave her a dog biscuit
and she hated it."
- Kyle
"Hey Everyone! I have a cat and her name is Maxie. I named her after a Barbie!?
I don't know why. NEways, one day I was walking around my house and there's this cabinet she loves to sit on.
Well she was sitting on it one day and this was the day she just happened to be frisky.
She jumped on my head, to get to the chair to get to the turkey on the table! I was screaming and yelling and junk!
I was like, "GET THIS CAT OFF ME!!" She got off. I'm 13 now and I still remember that.
Do I have a good memory or was I traumatized? You decide!"
"My cat is very different. He was chasing my dog around when I scared him.
Then he took off into the kitchen. In the kitchen he tried to jump off a chair on the table.
He went to jump and jumped right into the table."
- Time 89
"My cat is a marblelaid and he acts like a dog. He likes to eat
ice cream, he likes cookie dough the best and pringles-only
sour cream and onion, fish food-it is like a cat nip to him . He likes to sit on top of my
fish tank it is a 20 gallon tank with 8 fish in it and a big
light inside. It is warm there, that's why my cat likes it . But
my tank's top only covers half way and one night when I fed my
fish he stuck his paw in the water to try to get the food
but could not reach it so he took that one out and put the
other one in, then I turned out the light to go to sleep
thinking he would leave the fish food alone and about 5 mins
later there was a big splash and a wicked meow and I turned
the light on and Rascal my cat fell in and the fish came a
swam all around him I went and got a towel and got my cat
out! He has never been back on the top of my fish tank again
but now I think he like the hood of a car after it has been
running a while. That's my weird cat Rascal."
- Amanda
"My cat's name is Princess. She likes to play and cuddle
with me at night. She is a Persian calico, she is fixed and
declawed. She is my so called daughter. She will be one on
July 13. When I don't have anybody to talk to I talk to her,
because she doesn't talk back to me. So we can't argue.
Her Aunt's name is, Jessica."
- Theresa, age 10
"
My cat is named Baby! Can you belive that?? Sometimes she meows
and meows at the front door and I am like NO!!! But, she keeps
meowing and meowing! She has black and white fur. I think she is
the PRETTEST little cat. I have 8 more cats and 2 more dogs but,
thats another story!"
- Time 89
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